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 Post subject: The Iraqi Footballer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:37 am 
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The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang-raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters who also deal drugs... and all while you were having such a great time playing bloody football.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place.'


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 Post subject: Re: The Iraqi Footballer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:52 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Iraqi Footballer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:12 pm 
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Why wouldn't his family be at the football match!?

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 Post subject: Re: The Iraqi Footballer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:01 pm 

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pissant wrote:
Why wouldn't his family be at the football match!?
Tight arse American owners wouldn't grant free tickets.


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 Post subject: Re: The Iraqi Footballer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:24 am 
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